Muva nje nginomuzwa wokuthi kukhona okuzokwenzeka kimi, ngihogela iqiniso elibalulekile empilweni yami, kodwa angikwazi ukulifanelekela. Kunzima ukuchaza umuzwa engivuka nawo njalo ekuseni, njengalapho kufanele uvuke uyohlolwa izincwadi zokushayela, wazi ukuthi uzophumelela. Akuwona umuzwa wento embi, kodwa into ebalulekile. Ngiyaphunyula ekusebenzisaneni namakhadi nanoma yiziphi izibikezelo zami, kuyathakazelisa kodwa ngiyesaba ukwazi ikusasa lami, ngincamela ukuhlakulela uthando lokungalindelekile.
Noma kunjalo, lapho umcimbi othile omangalisayo uzokwenzeka kimi, izexwayiso zamahhala nezizimele azimi. Bafika nephakethe ngesikhathi sokuzalwa umthakathi. Ngikhumbula ngesikhathi ngiseCastle ngangizizwa ngaso sonke isikhathi ukuthi ngizofinyelela kowamanqamu alo mqhudelwano, angikwazanga ukuphawula ngalokhu kusobala, ngoba kwakuzozwakala kuyize, kodwa ngangikwazi cishe kusukela ngesonto lokuqala.
Iqhinga lami emncintiswaneni kwakuwukuzama ukulinganisela, ukuhlakanipha, futhi ngaphezu kwakho konke ukuba ngokwemvelo ngangokunokwenzeka, ngangazi ukuthi phakathi kombukiso ongaka ukuthi yini ezogqama ngenxa yokungabikho kwayo kuyoba ukuthobeka, ukwethembeka nobuqotho. ..
Engaveza ngakho uhlangothi lwami lomuntu okuningi ngangokunokwenzeka futhi ngasebenzisa ukungabaza kwami ukusondelana nomphakathi futhi nginikeze leso sithombe nje.
Emidlalweni ngangisalelwe ihora nesigamu kuphela ukuthi ngigqame eqenjini lontanga be-TV ababefuna ukuhola, ngakho nganquma ukuhlasela amajaji ekuqaleni ukuze ngizethule, futhi ngake ngawina isikhundla sesikhungo. bullseye, ngiyisebenzisele ukuba nengqondo.
Angenzanga into ebengingacabangi ukuthi kufanele ngiyenze futhi iqhinga lami lagqama, lapho ngabona ngokucacile ukuthi wonke umuntu owayelapho wayekhohlisa phambi kwamakhamera isithombe esasihlale sicatshangelwa, sicatshangelwa kusengaphambili futhi siqoshwa. Abanye balawula ingxabano yohlelo ngezinkulumo zabo zesikhathi esedlule futhi bebezihumusha njengomdlalo we-soap owuchungechunge ongakholakali. Ngangazi ukuthi leli qhinga kufanele lenziwe ihaba futhi ngalungiselela umlingani onothando futhi othandekayo owasondela ngamunye ngamunye ukuze abuke wonke amaphuzu abuthakathaka ezimbangi zami. Lapho isitha sesibonile, ngahlasela futhi ngasikhipha ngamunye ngamunye, noma nje ngibayeke bangenzele mina. Abanye bawela ngaphansi kwesisindo sabo, abanye kwadingeka nje baqhutshwe ezeni labo lokubukisa.
Kodwa kwaba nezikhathi zokushuba okukhulu lapho, ngelinye ilanga ngaze ngaziphonsa embhedeni wami ngakhala njengoMagdalena, ngoba ngangiphatheke kabi lapho ozakwethu bengihlohla ngokuphakamisa umnumzane waseSgodlweni ukuthi angasiphuzisi iziphuzo ezingaka. weluleka ngokuthi akumele kube nekhabhinethi yamabha njengoba kunezimbulunga zomhlaba ngaphakathi, njengoba abanye bengayekile ukuphuza, futhi ngangikholelwa ngempela ukuthi sinikeza isithombe esihlazo ngomsebenzi wethu, bawuthatha kakhulu, ngezwa engaqondakali futhi eyedwa kakhulu ngaphakathi.
Angiphikisani ne-farting ngezikhathi ezithile, nakancane, ngiphuze kaningi empilweni yami futhi ngabhema amalunga amaningi, kepha ngimelene nokuphuza nsuku zonke, imini nobusuku kusukela ngo-5 ntambama, isikhathi lapho sesivele sinamabhodlela amabili e-cava, ohlelweni lwe-TV lukazwelonke. Kuyiqiniso ukuthi ngiyayithanda i-cava futhi isiphenduke ubuthakathaka bami, kodwa abantu abangaphezu koyedwa baqhubeka bephuza indololwane "bethulula umhlaba", futhi bathulula ibhodlela le-whisky ne-rum nanoma yini abayithola esandleni.
Kukho konke kunosuku, noma ezimbili .... Ngobunye ubusuku ngaphakama, ngenza izinto eziningi eziwubuphukuphuku engingazikhumbuli nokuzikhumbula, kwakumnandi.
Saphuma sayodla isidlo sakusihlwa, umnambithi omuhle wezinjabulo zokuphila wasithatha: U-Juan Sebastián Darbó kanye nethimba langempela ukuze babone "indlu yomlingo" yesikhohlisi esikhulu, isangoma: Xabi, umuntu ofanelwe ukusondelana, ogcwele izinkumbulo zezikhathi ezimnandi nengxenye yezwe leze. Indoda yokuqala ukushayela imoto kuvalwe amehlo ngokuphelele. UmCatalan okhetheke kakhulu, okwathi ngemva kweminyaka, waphunyuka kulawo mehlo afanayo ngemuva komngane wami othandekayo wase-Argentina u-Leevon Kennedy, owayengunkosikazi weNkosi ye-Pop: «uMbusi Omhlophe» kaGlam: David Bowie.
Base basithatha basiyisa endaweni yokuthutha yangasese yasiyisa "endaweni yokudlela yezinto ezesabekayo" e-Barcelona lapho kwakukhona izilo ezimangalisayo, ama-vampires nama-Zombies, anesimo esihle kakhulu, amanye ama-macabre ngokwesabekayo kanye nenye ebukekayo ngendlela emangalisayo futhi e-sexy... Noma ubani owayezivumele ukuba adliwe. ngalowoweta onqunu onobuhlakani obunamandla...
Ngalobo busuku ngaba nesikhathi esimnandi, nganginesizungu kakhulu izinsuku, ngikhumbula kakhulu umlingani wami, futhi kwanginika umoya ophansi kakhulu, ngidabukile futhi ngazizwa ngididekile.
Ngalobo busuku safika sonke sicula sithwele kancane, phakathi kwalokho engihlanganisa nami, ngangijabule kakhulu, ukudakwa kokuqala "komqondo wami omkhulu".
Okwesibili kwaba yilapho wonke umncintiswano usuphelile, futhi sapakisha izikhwama zethu ukuze sihambe. Mina no-Lola, u-Leevon, u-Astyaro kanye nami kuphela esisinda lapho.
Kwakudabukisa kakhulu ukubona ukuthi indlu enkulu engangihlale kuyo inyanga nesigamu iqoqwe kanjani, yonke into yahlakazwa yaba yizicucu yiqembu elincane lama-props angaphezu kuka-80, ochwepheshe bezibani kanye nochwepheshe, ngemizuzu nje Inqaba yayidliwa yilutho, isiqephu ngasinye abasithathayo noma abasikhiphayo bahlaba inkumbulo, ngancamela ukungaqhubeki nokubuka ukufa nokubola kwenqaba eyigugu, ehloniphekile, nebabazekayo, ngahlehla, ngashiya okokugcina kwami. okwesibili kulelophupho. Eminyakeni eminingi kamuva, isikhala esifanayo sasetshenziselwa izinhlelo: "La Granja" kanye ne "Operación Triunfo" ezivela enkampanini efanayo yokukhiqiza. Umbhede wami lapho engangilala khona ubusuku obuningi wawuba umbhede wesihlabani sikamabonakude esisha esicwebezelayo.
Njengesikhumbuzo basiyisa esidlweni sakusihlwa endaweni yokudlela e-Barcelona enomklamo wemboni, elingisa imboni. Ngikhumbula ukuthi izindlu zabo zokugezela zazinezindlu zangasese lapho okwakuthi "Angazi ukuthi yini" ukuchama, ukuklama okuningi, futhi ngezibuko eziningi, wawungabona ipipi lakho libonakala yonke indawo, lilungele ukuzijwayeza i-onanism.
ULola wayengafuni ukuza kulesi sidlo sakusihlwa sokuvalelisa, wayecasukile ngokungawini futhi waqonda ehhotela owayekhuluma ngesiHebheru exutshwe namakhandlela amnyama. U-Leevon wayephatheke kabi futhi naye waya kophumula. Sasiyiqembu labadidiyeli bohlelo, umlandeli wami kanye nomqondisi osemusha ohlonishwayo u-Tinet Rubira, umdali wezinhlelo ezinhle kakhulu ezihlanganisa i-El Puente, i-Operación Triunfo, njll., futhi weza nathi umlingisi oyindida owadlala i-Lord of the Castle, okwathi ekugcineni. Ngahlangana ngaphandle kwemaski, mina no-Astyaro. Sasihlale sicabanga ukuthi ubani ongaba iNkosi yeSigodlo, sazibuza sonke ngaphandle kokuba nomkhondo, kwaze kwafika ngalobo busuku lelo zwi elingena emlonyeni lowesilisa.
U-Alejandro omuhle, ovela ekukhiqizeni, owavusa ubuhlobo obungaka be-platonic kimi kuleso sizungu sethelevishini, wayekhona, umngane omuhle noqotho wenzalo yaseGalician phakathi nendawo yokudansa ekamelweni: "Luz de gas", lapho engamnikeza khona induku engangihlala ngiyigqoka kuleyo ngoma yase-Alaska kanye nalobo tshwala sonke siyadansa lapho sivalelisa: umgcini wasendlini wesimanje, izintombi ezinobungane zakwa-castle, abadidiyeli, abathwebuli bezithombe, abenzi bamafilimu abasebasha, sonke siyadansa wezigubhu zokubonana kamuva, egumbini le-VIP eliphethwe umfowabo womethuli odumile: u-Xavier Sardà, naye owaphumula futhi wahlanganyela lapho.
Ubuso obaziwayo obuvela esikrinini esincane babuzulazula lapho: I-lanky «Boris Izaguirre», i-"Santiago Segura" yemvelo futhi ezenzakalelayo, isibalo playboy wahlambalaza: «U-Alessandro Vittorio Eugenio Lecquio di Assaba y Torlonia», kanye nendololwane evela kunogada womphakathi onobudlova: «U-Antonio David Flores» ongazange angicele ngisho intethelelo. Kuleli gumbi ithimba lonke elithi "Martian Chronicles" lahlangana ngemva kwesimiso futhi lenza umndeni ofanayo.
Kwaze kwasa, ngadansa, ngakhala ezitebhisini, ngaphuza.. ngase ngiphaphama egunjini lehhotela, ngidlikize ngotshwala futhi ngingakhumbuli lutho ngendlela engangikhuphuke ngayo lapho.
Into yokuqala engayenza lapho ngivuka e-cava hangover yami ngaphuza izingilazi ezimbili zamanzi sengathi ngisehlane, ngapakisha i-suitcase yami ngabuyela ekhaya ngaphandle kokuzihlupha ngokugoqa izingubo zami futhi yini uYolanda, owesifazane onothando futhi omamathekayo. usomahlaya omkhulu, umlingisi kanye nomxhumanisi: «Carlos Latre», omunye wabaphathi bokukhiqiza bomdlalo ongokoqobo owaziphatha kahle kakhulu kimi ngesikhathi ngihlala kulelo jele likamabonakude, wangincoma ephepheni lasehhovisi lakhe: izinombolo zocingo ezi-3 , kubaphathi abahlukene abangu-3, oyedwa kuphela owangiphendula: umphathi wosaziwayo omkhulu: «uPaco Barbero» ngakho ngenza lokho ayekuphakamisile: ngizibeke kummeleli ngaphambi kokungena esikhumulweni sezindiza bese ngiphonsa izwi phambi kwemibhobho engakwazi linda.
Lapho ngabamba uRoberto ngaphansi kwekhwapha lami, ingwe yami egxishiwe eyimitha ubude engaphuma nayo egalaji, futhi salibangisa ohambweni lwekilasi lebhizinisi sibuyela empilweni yami “evamile” edolobheni lami engilithandayo: iSantiago de Compostela, ngaphandle ngokwazi ukuthi ngingazithola ngisemgwaqeni ngendlela abantu abasabela ngayo ngemva kokungibona kuthelevishini ngisofeni wabo njalo ngoLwesibili, phakathi naso sonke leso sikhathi izifinyezo zohlelo zaziphuma nsuku zonke ohlelweni lwentatheli ethi «Ana Rosa Quintana». Eqinisweni, kwangithukuthelisa kancane, ngoba ngangizizwa ngijwayelekile futhi ngijwayelekile, kodwa kwakungasekho, ithelevishini yayishintshile igama elithi "inkanyezi" futhi ngenxa yalokho akakaze azilungiselele ngokwanele. Ukuphahlazeka noma ukuphahlazeka?
Amathemba angaleso sikhathi awaqiniseki, awazi noma uzoqhubeka nokuba nodumo noma cha, bazokubiza ngezinye izinhlelo, kuxoxiswane nabo emaphephandabeni nasemaphephandabeni, bazokubona emgwaqeni, uma bekuthanda noma bekuzonda ngenxa yesithombe osishuthe esikrinini esincane, ngakolunye uhlangothi ukukhathala kukhulu kangangokuthi into eyodwa oyicelayo ukulala embhedeni wakho, ube no izingane zakho ezinoboya obuningi, umndeni wakho kanye nozakwenu ekhaya, leyo ndawo emane nje iyichweba lethu lokubizelwa okungokoqobo okuxakile, kangangokuthi ngenkathi uphila, uyaqaphela ukuthi ihambisana nokuba khona kwakho. Okunye akusho lutho, uminyanisile ithelevishini, ubuyena sebuvele buthuntubeze futhi ufuna ukubuyela eqinisweni kanye nobumfihlo be-charm yempilo elula, impilo yakho.
Ngaphelezela uMthakathi kamabonakude uLola eya kulayini wabagibeli bebhanoyi lakhe, ukuze angaduki, ngangingaphesheya kwesikhumulo sezindiza, indiza yami yahamba ihora ngemva kweyakhe, ngakho ngiboleke ukumsiza ngezikhwama. futhi Ukuze ube ngumhlahlandlela phakathi kwezinkulungwane zabalandeli nabalandeli abafuna ukuthatha isithombe samanethiwekhi, i-diva endala yohlelo lwe-Tele 5 olwethulwa ngu-Xavier Sardà: "I-Martian Chronicles" iyisilo sabezindaba, angikaze ngicabange. impumelelo engaka emphakathini. Ngangilapho, njengoJuan Díaz: "El Golosina", ehambisana ne "Lola Flores" namapotimende akhe.
Phakathi nohambo, ekilasini le-VIP, elibangise eSantiago, ithikithi likhokhelwe ngumkhiqizi njengesipho sokugcina, ngemuva kokuthi "ukwakhiwe" noma "ukucekela phansi" njengomlingiswa wethelevishini, abaphathi bahleka bangibuza ukuthi ingwe yami: " Roberto", eyayingekho indlela yokucasha futhi yangiphelezela njengengwe yangempela esihlalweni esiseduze kwami, uma ngizoba nejusi, ubisi noma okuthile. Yeka amahloni lapho kufanele ngidlule ngaphambi kokungena endizeni nge-x-ray tape, ngangifuna ukuhlakanipha, kodwa kwakungenakwenzeka ngesilwane esigcwele kangaka, amaphoyisa ayefa uhleko. Kodwa ngangingafuni ukuyishiya ishiywe e-Barcelona, noma ngiyi-invoyisi ngoba yayingalahleka futhi nganginothando olukhulu nothando ngayo, ngokuba ngihambe nami buthule embhedeni wami phakathi nakho konke lokho okwenzeka kwabezindaba.
