Sesikhona futhi ngoSuku Olungcwele, lusukela kokuthi: "The Immaculate Conception", u-Oxum, umama wami ongokomoya. Siyakuhalalisela mama!

Ngike ngazinikela ukuthi ngilale kamnandi ekuseni, nakuba njengoba ngishilo, uma kuyisikhathi sokungcebeleka futhi umuntu ecabanga ukuphumula, kukhona ohlale ephethe ukulimaza ukuphefumula kwakho. Sekuyiminyaka kunje, kusho futhi kwenziwa, ngithole ucingo ngo-9:50 ekuseni oluvela ku-"Professor Mercury", umlingani wami ohlelweni lwangempela lwe-Antena 3 Television: "The Castle of Prodigious Minds".

_ Sawubona Yupee, yupee!. Sawubona mculi! Ngidinga ikheli leklayenti okufanele silithumelele ishadi le-Astral ngomhlaka-12!… (ungitshela amandla okushaya ucingo)
Sawubona Mercury (ngisho i-zombie ngokuphelele, iso elilodwa livuliwe kanti elinye livaliwe lifihliwe ngaphansi kweshidi)
Mina noMercury sigwedla ndawonye kamuva nje ngokubambisana ukuze sitholele amakhasimende ami amashadi ezinkanyezi. Futhi futhi ulungiselela inkambo ye-reiki, unguthisha, ozonikeza maduze nje edolobheni lami: Santiago de Compostela. Sasixoxa njalo ocingweni, engangingakwazi ukuthi iMercury yayingalali ekuseni “Engcwele”.
Akusho lutho, konke kuxolelwe, ngoba ungumuntu ongejwayelekile ongeke umcasukele. Isazi sezinkanyezi esisabekayo esibukeka njengososayensi ohlanyayo owasungula umshini wesikhathi.
Udlulisa ukuthula futhi ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho exoxa ocingweni uhlezi ejabule, ungibonisa umculo awuqambayo futhi ngimnike umbono wami, uthisha ungumqambi wezingoma, umthandi wesiginci saseSpain, umculi we-exoticism umsindo we-anarchic. Kuyisiphithiphithi, esihlanganiswe othandweni lwendalo nokubekezela ekufuneni umsindo olahlekile: "umfana omkhulu".

Njengamanje uqamba umcabango womculo ngami, obizwa ngokuthi: «Okujabulisayo», lapho ehlanganisa khona imisindo yeCeltic, amapayipi kagesi kanye nemisindo ye-Mercury, imfihlakalo yokugcina engifuna ukuyazisa. Akekho owake wangiqambela isipho esimnandi kangaka, ingoma ecabanga ngami nakimi, yini enye ongayicela.

Kulabo engihamba nabo eNqabeni, u-«Mercury» ungomunye wabo engibazisa ubungane bakhe ekudeni. Ngo-"Leevon Kennedy" ngiphinde ngiqhubeke nokuxhumana, sivame ukukhuluma ngesigijimi, futhi sichaza ngezimpilo zethu nge-inthanethi. U-Leevon ungumuntu ongenangqondo, osesitayeleni, uyaxaka, uyahlanya, uyahlaba, unempikiswano, unobuhle, uyakhanga, uvuthiwe futhi "uyintombazane ekhombisayo", ungowesifazane wethelevishini, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi uyathanda noma cha, uhlala edonsa ukunaka. Usefana nosisi kimina. Ngingathanda ukuthi abuyele eSpain maduze, njengoba uhlelo angizange ngiphinde ngimbone futhi ngikhumbula izingxoxo zakhe kuze kube yihora lesi-3 ekuseni, okwamanje usezweni lakubo: e-Argentina, futhi lapho ungumlingisi onezinga eliphezulu lezomnotho. , kodwa ngiqinisekile ngokuphelele ukuthi lapha kuzoba i-boom yethelevishini, imidiya ngokuphelele.

"I-Astyaro" nayo ingibiza ngezikhathi ezithile, futhi sikhuluma isikhathi eside, okokugcina ngezwa kuye kwaba eMadrid, lapho ngiya embukisweni wokuziqhenya kwama-gay, amaqembu endaweni emangalisayo futhi enamahloni kakhulu: "Chueca " .

Saphuza iziphuzo ezimbalwa ndawonye futhi saxoxa sizungeza itafula endaweni yokudlela emnyama lapho ayenandisa khona ngalobo busuku, ufaka imibukiso yokukhohlisa ekushiya udidekile. Sinobungani obuhle engicabanga ukuthi buyohlala isikhathi eside. Ungumlingiswa ongathi sína kakhulu, ovuthiwe, onomthwalo wemfanelo, ohlakaniphile, onobuso obuningi nokuzigxeka, osemusha njengami, kodwa onokuhlangenwe nakho emhlabeni we-esoteric odinga ukugcina amehlo akhe evulekile. U-Astyaro uwenza kahle umsebenzi wakhe, futhi uzogqama kulo lonke elaseSpain. Ugxekwe kungafanele enkulumeni yakhe ngaphakathi eNqabeni, ngobubi baleli zwe akhulume ngabo izolo: umona. Ngokubona kwami, ukungenelela kwakhe ohlelweni kuye kwaba okukhazimulayo futhi okuphelele, nakuba ngokuntula ububi, okudingekayo ukuqhubeka nokuba umlingisi wethelevishini futhi ngaphandle kwalokho, kulokho okubonayo, awudli lapha ...

Izehlakalo ezibukwa eNqabeni ezingakaze zigqame esikrinini esincane, njengokudakwa kwansuku zonke komngane wami othandekayo cishe nsuku zonke: «Paco Porras» noma incwadi edumile ayeyibhala ubusuku nemini, ekhuluma ngayo ngayinye. yethu nokuthi wayesifundela isahluko nesahluko, zonke izinsuku ngemva kokudla. Ekugcineni ayizange ishicilelwe, naphezu kweqiniso lokuthi waqinisekisa ukuthi wayezoyiveza lapho ephuma khona nokuthi wayesenaye ummemezeli owayenesithakazelo sokuyenza.

Futhi akuzange kuvele ukuthi "Umthakathi Lola" waphonsa intukuthelo enkulu: ekhala, eklabalasa, ekhipha amaselele nezinyoka emlonyeni wakhe ngokumelene nomdidiyeli: "Gest Music Endemol" ngokungawunqobi umncintiswano odumile (nalokho abalile) . Ngokusobala, ngokwalokho abakushoyo, wayesevele evumelene nabambalwa abanezinhlelo ezihlukahlukene kanye nomagazini ukuze bamdumise lapho eshiya inqaba edumile "enqobile." Lokhu ubevele evumelene ngakho nangaphambi kokuthi angenele lolu hlelo kanti nokuzicabangela yena yedwa kwagcina kungasagayeki uma ephila iqiniso elibuhlungu. U-Astyaro nguyena ophumelele futhi... "wacasuka" futhi nazo zonke izinhlelo zakhe zokuphromotha ezavunyelwana nommeleli wakhe. U-Lola wayenezinhlelo zokukhulula i-albhamu yakhe ngalelo hlobo ngengoma enkulu lapho i-chorus yathi: «Ngizobeka amakhandlela amabili amnyama kuwe, ngizobeka amakhandlela amabili amnyama kuwe!, «Bazura», marrracho, I' ngizokwenza i-gazpacho nawe!» . Futhi kwakungengenxa yobuwula bezinhlamvu zengoma ukuthi yayizoba yimpumelelo, kodwa ngenxa yawo wonke umlingisi owambandakanya eminyakeni eyishumi lapho ithelevishini yayibusa phezu kwezimpilo zabantu abangenalwazi kakhulu.

Mayelana nalokhu, ayizange isakazwe kuthelevishini lapho zonke izingxenye zeCastle zisayina inkontileka nenkampani ebalulekile yokuqopha BMG (MG Rights Management GmbH), ukuqopha i-albhamu lapho ngamunye wethu ayezocula khona iculo, elakhelwe ngokukhethekile umuntu ngamunye owayebambe iqhaza, ngamunye wethu wakhetha uhlobo lomculo ayefuna ukuwucula, mina ngokwami ​​ngangikhethe i-rap futhi ngasayina. leyo nkontileka ehholo lehhotela ngaphambi kokungenela ukuncintisana embukisweni wangempela ozovela kokuthi: «Antena 3 Televisión». Izingoma zizoqanjwa ngumqambi omuhle kakhulu futhi obalulekile, owaba ngumphathi nomkhwenyana we-"Bruja Lola" edumile, owamisa ngokoqobo le nqubo ngezingcingo eziyimfihlo azenze kuye evela enqabeni, wake wadlinza wabona ukuthi Singasusa ukugqama kuleyo albhamu ayeseyiqophe "ngezinye izinto ezingavamile" futhi ezophuma ngalo lelo hlobo.

Basivumela ukuthi sishaye ucingo kanye ngesonto, ukuxhumana okulalelwa futhi kuqashwe ukukhiqizwa, ukuze bangasitsheli lutho oluvela ngaphandle mayelana nohlelo, kwakuyimizuzu emi-3 isonto ngalinye, kunqunyelwe isikhathi, sonke sikhulume naye. imindeni yethu nemibhangqwana kulabo esibaphuthele (ekuthunjweni imizwa ikhuphuka futhi i-nostalgia ihlasela izingqondo zalabo abazizwa bekude nekhaya), sonke sasilubheke ngabomvu lolo suku. U-Lola cha, akazange asebenzise leso sikhathi esincane ngenxa yokuntula kwakhe uthando, kodwa wasisebenzisa izikhathi eziningana ukuze akhulume "nomphathi" wakhe (ohileleke kuphrojekthi yasehlobo ye-"BMG" ebalulekile). Akusho ukuthi, i-albhamu ayikaze iqoshwe, ngicabanga ukuthi kwakuyiphutha lakhe. Ukuxolisa abakwenzile ngesikhathi umncintiswano uphela wukuthi akuqoshwanga ngoba uhlelo aluphumelelanga ngokwanele, ukuxolisa akulona iqiniso, kwazise ngesikhathi kusayinwa inkontileka yale albhamu, besingakaqali sathi i-reality show futhi asikaze siqale ukuqopha. , naphezu kokuthi besingazi ukuthi "sasizophumelela" kangakanani.

Ungumuntu wesifazane ozicabangela yena yedwa, oyize nonomona, uzitshela ukuthi uyilanga kanti abanye bangamaplanethi.

Lapho isazi sengqondo esidumile saseMexico: "Astyaro", umngane nomngane wohlelo, egubha usuku lwakhe lokuzalwa enqabeni, ngo-April 2, ngokukhiqizwa kothando kwe-"Gest Music Endemol", abantu ababukekayo nabanothando lapho balethe khona i-mariachi. ukudlala nokucula esidlweni esingalindelekile futhi sonke sanikezwa imenyu emnandi yaseMexico ukuthi siyidle, kwakuhloswe ukuthi u-Astyaro azizwe esekhaya. Wathinteka kakhulu wakhala, samjabulisa ngokumanga, sabhala usuku lwakhe lokuzalwa oluhle futhi sadansa, sonke ngaphandle kwakhe! Okuthile okwakungeyona into yangempela, ukukhiqizwa kwalethela uLola ingubo enhle ngalolo suku ukuze ayigqoke futhi abe muhle ngosuku lwakhe longcwele njengesipho futhi waphikisana ngokuthi kwakungafaneleki, nokuthi kwakuyisipho. amahloni njengoba Omkhulu ayephathwa: «Lola Montero» nokuthi isudi yayingakanikezwa ngisho kuye!

Wayefana nentombazane engenangqondo futhi eyonakele, ngalolo suku angizange ngiswele isifiso sokumnika ikhekhe ngenxa yokungabi nalutho futhi ngimthumele embhedeni ngaphandle kwesidlo sakusihlwa, kodwa uma enza, ngangazi ukuthi wayengeke afinyelele ekupheleni komncintiswano. Futhi nami, njengawo wonke umuntu, ngangifuna ukufinyelela esigabeni sokugcina. Ngakhokhisa ama-euro angu-3000 ngegala ngalinye lamasonto onke, umgomo wami kwakuwukukhokhisa okuningi ngangokunokwenzeka.

Akuzange kuvele lapho u-"Count Luconi" oqhudelana naye ephikisana nami, engihlambalaza ngokuba nobungqingili ngezizathu zokuthi "akukona okwemvelo." Noma lapho ubaba egqoka, umboni odumile wase-Italy: "Divino Otelma" wangithanda futhi weza ezongibona njalo ebusuku embhedeni wami.

Noma lapho u-Lola ethi wezwa izigi ebusuku emakamelweni nokuthi othile wayefuna ukumlimaza futhi wasola ukuthi kwakukhona umlandeli ngaphakathi enqabeni nokuthi ukuphila kwakhe kusengozini...abampofu, ngamunye wabo «neqiniso» labo. Izinto eziningi, engizokutshela zona….

U-El Castillo akazange abe nabalaleli, ngokungananazi, hhayi obekulindelekile, wonke umuntu uthi bekuwuhlelo olubi, kodwa bekulokhu futhi kuwuhlelo lwehlelo, lapho wonke umuntu ekhulume ngakho kodwa "akekho oke wabona"... , izindinganiso eziphindwe kabili zeSpanishi! …! ngubani okukholwayo na?

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